Reasons you should never visit Morocco

Reasons you should never visit Morocco

1. So you want to go to Morocco and you think it’s beautiful?

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Kasbah Amerdihil, Skoura by William Warren

2. Well, I’m sorry to break it to you but Morocco SUCKS.

Mamounia Gardens, Marrakech 

3. for REAL.

4. If anyone’s ever told you that Morocco is a beautiful place to vacation, they lied.

Akchour

Sunsets are lame

…and void of the brilliant colors you can be hoping for

the desert is horrible.

Erg Chebbi, Merzouga

5. Seriously, lookt at these rocks

Ameln Valley Blue rocks Tafraoute region

Morocco is just the worst.

Alaouites Square, Fez

Tissouka

. Look at this completely unattractive blue city.

Chefchaouen

And this ugly Kasbah

Kasbah of Ait-Benhaddou

.Or this boring square

Jamaa El fna Square, Marrakech

6. It’s just a saharan country for miles on end.

Romani landscape 

Middle Atlas mountains

6. There is nothing there but desert.

Tazzeka National Park, Middle Atlas

You won’t find anything tasty in Morocco

You can not even drink a descent hot drink

11. Winters in the Middle Atlas are dreadful.

You can’t even have fun in Morocco

They have never heared about winter sports

They have no sense of style

Even rainbows are fucked

They don’t even have any feeling for romance

They have no sense of history

3. They don’t even have flowers there.

There is no place to find some piece

Beni Snassen has the ugliest landscapes in Africa

7. Just look at this ugly ass pavillon.

Menara – Marrakech, by Benjamin Edwards

Coquelicots

Fruits d f f is Don’t even try to feel gothic (El Jadida)

8. Or this gate?

Bab Mansour, Meknes

9. Don’t expect anything to take your breath away because it won’t.

The palaces are so ugly

8. Who would ever want to see something like this?

10. Just look at this totally disgusting view

11. The landscapes are boring.

There is no diversity

Look at the landscape around Marrakech

12. Even the waterfalls are lame.

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Ouzoud Falls, High Atlas mountains

1. Meh

Khenifra region, Middle Atlas

Fez is not special at all

Carpets

There is no contemporary art, you’ll be so bored

13. I’m pretty sure lakes aren’t supposed to look this gross.

Essaouira isn’t pretty at all

14. And don’t even get me started on the beaches.

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Naïla Beach – Source missing

15. They’re constantly crowded.

1.So crowded that you can’t find a great spot and spread out !

16. And all look the same.

Nador Coast sucks

b1. Seriously look at this !

Laghzira is an insult to the eye

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Especially at dusk time

4. There’s absolutely no place to have a nice boat trip.

They have no sense of style

The rif mountains are dull

Fresh food? forget it !

And the nightlife, BORING !

Dry Fruits

Exploring the Toubkal is BORING to DEATH

Draa Delta

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Dades Gorges, William Warren

 

Cedar Forest

17. And how about this unattractive lagoon?

Oued Chebika

18. And the totally ugly Ourika valley.

High Atlas

Imlil valley

19. And this one too?

Oued Dahab

7. And don’t even get me started on Asilah city

Asilah

20. The food is so gross.

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21. Eww

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22. And the pastries below average.

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Specially those made with cream and fruits

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Nothing to go well with your coffee

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Who would want to put that into their mouth?

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Pastillas are really weird !

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Very weird !

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They say Moroccan tea  is an acquired taste.

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And they mix it with mint, absinth, saffron and other strange herbs !

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And coffee, well, you’ll never want to acquire it, trust me!

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Desserts are an absolute joke !

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And the pancakes…ewwww

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23. The dishes are unpalatable and bland.

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Who would eat these chicken dishes?

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Good luck if you are vegetarian !

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You’ll starve to death

Is a McDonalds wear by?

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24. The architecture is plain and lackluster.

25. Meh.

How on earth could you live here?

2. The Dades valley is simply ugly

 

Dades Gorges by William Warrenn

2. And so is the Souss region

Tizourgane, Anti-Atlas by William Warren

2. Sirwa dikes stinks

Siroua dikes

#. The only wildlife in Morocco comprises mosquitos and cockroaches.

Tata Region

Jbel Bani

37. So do not even think about going to Morocco

38. Really don’t go

39. You’ll be so disappointed, it’s a waste of time

Win Timoudine Lake, Agadir region

Hassan II Mosque

Azrou

Mirleft

Laghzira

Gazelles

Argan

Marchica

Imlil

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Cap des Trois Fourches

El Jebha

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pink

sahara

Draa

Road

Ait Arbi

Talassemtane

Sargho

Shleuh

Sargho

Anti Atlas

Sarho

Rabat

Saess

Imlil

volubilis

Walili

Fun Imouzzer

Paradise

Valley

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Akchour

Grotte Chameau

Ou Tanane

Imouzzer

Laghzira

Pilars

Tcharrana

Just stay at home and relax

Monk Seal, Delta of Moulouya

Taghazout

Imsouane

Autmun Ifrane

Azrou

Ito

Spring in Ifrane

Vittel

Ain Vittel

Azrou

Aguelmame Sidi ali

Bin el Ouidane

Azilal

Ain Asserdoun

Ait Bougmez

Chaouen Rif

Isli

Central Rif

Toubkal

Dakhla

Dakhla

Dakhla

Sefrou

Ameln

Oukaimeden

Atlas

Akchour Autumn

Akchour

Casablanca



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